___On the Couch

My therapist told me
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
I told him 'Psychotherapist' spells
'Psycho-the-Rapist.'
He told me I was in Denial
of not being very funny.

 --Pork-rind Eatin Woman

I need a woman who smokes 18 packs of cigarettes a day
and has a team of paramedics permanently parked outside her trailer.
Most importantly,
a non-manufactured soul required.

 ___Vindictive Little Poem

Just so you'd have to see male angels squatting for eternity,
all the time knowing you could have avoided this fate
with a simple smile
and a cheese dog.